Body Count Vol. 1

Hello all you slasher lovers out there. We've started this Body Count series to help satisfy your thirst for blood. Ever-so-often we're going to feature a selection of movie and give you the body counts. Ready? Here we go!

My Bloody Valentine

1.) Big pick axe driven through a womans chest 2.)Man gets his chest cavity opened by pick axe 3.)Man gets pick axed 4.)Old lady pick axed and gets mistaken four laundry 5.)Anoter man gets the pick axe 6.).Young mans face used as a substitute for noodles 7.)Young woman gets shower head shoved down her throat 8.) 9.)A horny couple gets impaled Bava style- 10.)Dumpy idiot gets his face used as a piece of plywood 11.)A guy gets hung up like a set of Christmas lights 12.)Pretty young woman experiences severe gastric disturbances by way of pick axe

Final Exam

1.)Horny college kid gets knifed on the hood of a car 2.)Reluctant young lady gets it inside the car-(off-camera) 3.)Young man gets the blade 4.)Teenage girl gets to meet the Reaper- (off-camera) 5.)rude idiot gets choked by weight lifting machine 6.)Another stabbing 7.).Male stabbed to death 8.)Old hillbilly presumed dead in his truck- 9.)Another chick gets the steel 10.)overweight, balding, middle-aged man gets an arrow thorugh his chest

The Burning

1.)Female gets stabbed with scissors- Pushed through window 2.)Girl introduces her wind-pipe to a set of garden shears 3.) 4.) 5.) 6.) 7.)- A group of teens get slaughtered on a raft- *One of the better slasher moments in a horror film- 8.)Girl gets her trachea introduced to a set of garden shears-(off-camera) 9.)Young man gets a set of shears jabbed through his throat

Happy Birthday to Me

1.)Girl gets her throat slashed 2.)A dude get his face drug into the spinnng wheel of a back motorcycle tire by his scarf 3.)Another weight lifitng death 4.)Another 'garden shears to the gut' death 5.)Guy gets a shisk-a-bob shoved down his throat 6.)Middle Aged woman in her car plunged into river 7.)Older man gets beaten to death by a fire poker 8.).Middle Aged man his his throat cut 9.)Young lady gets her gut opened up by a knife blade

Silent Night Deadly Night

1.)Dad gets shot in the chest 2.)Mom gets raped and stabbed to death 3.)Young lady gets her throat slashed 4.)man gets stabbed (in a dream) 5.).Guy strangled to death by a set of Christmas lights 6.)Girl gets slashed to death 7.)Guys head used as a chopping block 8.)Girl gets shot though chest with an arrow 9.)Horny young lady gets impaled by a set of deer antlers!! 10.)Dude thrown though window 11.)Idiot gets his head whopped off while down hill sleigh riding-(a must see!) 12.)Man gets shot-(Mistaken for the killer)- 13.)Man get his very own chest cavity hole 14.)Young man gets shot in the back