New ‘Scary Movie’ Clip Features ‘Weapons’ and 6 7 Jokes
New footage has been released for ‘Scary Movie’ out of CinemaCon, featuring ‘Weapons’ and 6 7 jokes while assuring no one is safe.
More goodies out of CinemaCon as Paramount Pictures has shared a brand new look at Scary Movie, the sixth entry in the franchise that’s going to make even more money than Scream 6.
According to DiscussingFilm, the clip “includes a 67 joke in its ‘Weapons’ parody. A group of kids have a bunch of drugs at 2:17am — “I’m so fucking high right now… 67!”
I can already hear the outcry of Gen Z.
Along with the clip, TheWrap reports that Marlon Wayans spoke about the film, saying, “When we say nobody is safe, we are equal opportunity offenders. We mean nobody is safe.”
Apparently, he then pulled out a lengthy scroll of everyone he wants to apologize to. You all, Scary Movie is going to be so fun.
Twenty-six years after outrunning a suspiciously familiar masked killer (Ghostface), the Core Four are back in the killer’s crosshairs and no horror movie IP is safe.
Scary Movie brings back Dave Sheridan as Doofy, Cheri Oteri as Gale, Regina Hall as Brenda, Marlon Wayans as Shorty, and Anna Faris as Cindy.
Marlon Wayans (Shorty), Shawn Wayans (Ray), Anna Faris (Cindy), and Regina Hall (Brenda) reunite in Scary Movie alongside returning favorites and fresh faces to slash through reboots, remakes, requels, prequels, sequels, spin-offs, elevated horror, origin stories, anything with the word legacy in it, and every “final chapter” that absolutely isn’t final. Nothing is sacred. No trope survives. Every line gets crossed. The Wayans are back to cancel the Cancel Culture.
For those keeping count, here are some of the movies lampooned in Scary Movie: Terrifier 3, Weapons, Sinners, A Quiet Place, Annabelle, MA, Get Out, The Substance, andM3GAN – shit, it even takes multiple jabs (or stabs, if you will) at the new Scream films, which is the main reason the 2000 is so damn good.