Cinemark Releases Jason Universe Mask Popcorn Bucket for $39.95

Jason Universe is putting this guy on just about everything, and now you can eat popcorn out of his head.

Cinemark has released a Jason Mask Popcorn Bucket, priced at $39.95, giving fans another piece of slasher merchandise to find room for. The collectible features Jason’s hockey mask and green clothing, with the top of his head opening to hold your snacks.

A little popcorn lobotomy for movie night. Lovely.

The green outfit gives me some Friday the 13th Part III vibes, filtered through the current Jason Universe look. I do wish the mask could come off or do something extra, although Cinemark’s listing doesn’t advertise a removable mask.

We don’t even need a new theatrical Friday the 13th release to get a concession collectible anymore. Jason’s apparently keeping himself plenty busy in the merchandise department.

I’m not a huge popcorn-bucket collector. I think these things are fun and funny, and I understand the appeal. But where the hell do you put all of them?

I don’t have space for this shit. If you do, Jason would apparently like to move in.