‘The Thing’s Spider Head Makes a Disgusting Little Shelf Companion

You’ve gotta be fucking kidding.

MegaHouse is bringing one of the most unforgettable creatures from John Carpenter’s The Thing to its Soft Vinyl Fantastic series, with two versions of the Spider Head collectible available to pre-order through Sideshow.

Inspired by the grotesque transformation from John Carpenter’s 1982 sci-fi horror classic, the vinyl figure combines a detailed face with stylized proportions. Because apparently, even a severed head that sprouts legs deserves a spot on your shelf.

Collectors have two options:

• Collector Edition — $125: The flesh-colored version.
• Limited Color Version — $130: A purple variation on the creature.

Both versions stand approximately 4.7 inches tall, giving you a smaller way to bring that particular Antarctic nightmare home.

Check out both versions below, and head to Sideshow’s official product page to pre-order.