Michael Myers’ ‘Halloween: The Game’ Finishers Are Fucking Brutal [Watch]

Spooky season officially begins next week with the release of Halloween: The Game (read our review), and Michael Myers is apparently bringing one hell of a mean streak to Haddonfield.

Over on Instagram, Tasty Husbands (@TastyHusbands) put together a hilarious compilation showcasing some of the absolutely vicious finishers Michael can perform on the residents of Haddonfield, and IllFonic clearly had a whole lot of fun figuring out increasingly ridiculous ways for The Shape to murder people.

Fair warning: The video below spoils a ton of Michael Myers’ finishers in Halloween: The Game. If you want to discover these yourself, don’t watch it.

Michael Myers’ finishers in 'HALLOWEEN: THE GAME' are fucking brutal.

Major finisher spoilers ahead.

Video via @TastyHusbands pic.twitter.com/YzK8caKO0D

— Brad Miska @ Dread Central (@DreadCentral) September 4, 2026

Holy shit.

Again, huge credit to Tasty Husbands again for putting this compilation together because there’s a ridiculous amount of carnage packed into it.

Michael shoves one poor dude’s head directly through a television. Another gets his throat crushed with a barbell. He drops a car onto someone, smashes another person’s head repeatedly with a refrigerator door, and even introduces somebody’s face to a running table saw.

There’s a particularly great one involving a motorcycle that Michael pushes down onto his victim’s head. Another has him tossing someone into a fire pit before heating his knife in the flames and plunging the glowing blade into them.

And it keeps going.